Best Laugh of the Week

Actual Australian Court Docket (12659---case of the pregnant woman)

A woman about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This made the smile turn into a wide grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. On the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and had the guy arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the 20 yr old male what he had to say for himself. The man replied,"Well your Honor, it was like this; She sat under a sweets sign that said,"The Double Mint Twins are Coming", and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, " Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she sat under a deodorant sign that said,"William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could barely contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and moved under the sign that said,"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident", I just lost it".

CASE DISMISSED!�