THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.
This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who
Have been fearless and learned
To use the Computer.....
They are the greatest!!!












We do not stop playing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop playing .
NEVER Be The First To Get Old!

'MAYA ANGELOU'S'

BEST POEM EVER

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

enough
money within her control to move out
and rent a place of
her own,
even if she never wants to or needs to...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

something
perfect to wear if the employer,
or date of her dreams
wants to see her in an hour...



A WOMAN SHOULD
HAVE …

a youth she's content to leave behind....


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age....


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

a set of screwdrivers,
a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..

one friend who
always makes her laugh..
and one who lets her cry...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

a good piece
of furniture not previously owned
by anyone else in her family...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..

eight matching plates,
wine glasses with stems,
and a recipe for a meal,
that will make her guests feel honored...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..

a feeling of
control over her destiny..


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to fall in love without losing herself...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to quit a job,
break up with a lover,
and confront a friend
without ruining the friendship...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

when to try harder... and when to walk away…


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

that she can't change the length of her calves,
the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

that her childhood may not have been perfect...
but it’s over


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

what she
would and wouldn't do for love or more...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to live alone...even if she doesn't like it...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

whom she can trust,
whom she can't,
and why she shouldn't take it personally...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

where to go...
be it to her best friend's kitchen table..
or a charming Inn in the woods....
when her soul needs soothing...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

What she can and can't accomplish in a day...
a month...and a year...a lifetime!